For all the Newbies (Part 2)

[MC Fatal]

im a undertaker mate. not exactly a chat up line but oh well. lol. yhh we will ava rite sesh mate. lpool sesh! ill txt u my num nw mate

[Burto8]

got it lad thanks. haha it sound like a something a rapist would say lol heres one for you.

if a fit bird it with her mate at the bar go up to her mate n ask her to dance. if she says 'yes' then say well piss off over there then so i can speak to her lol

orrr go up to a girl n go where are you from?

she says the place, and just go urggghhhh and walk away. shes bound to follow you. ive tryed them mate there good

[MC Fatal]

go upto a fat gal n say. u dnt swet much for a fat girl do u..

ask a gal what shes doin later. wen she says nufink say well fuk off n have a shower then cuz u stink

[Burto8]

haha there decent to be fair. with an undertaker do u carry cofins n all tha stuff?

Bet ya it pays brilliantly lyk, not a job lots of people would want to do is it?

[MC Fatal]

yhh carry coffins n remove bodies frm houses n ect.. road accidents.. murders ect.. its a job eitha u can do it or u cnt lol. and pays ok. bout 650 a week after tax. does me good

[Burto8]

thats decent money. fair play lyk. i cudnt do that.

[MC Fatal]

yhh its a gd career

[punji]

Name: Kyle

Age: 22

Where you from: Horsham (Near Gatwick Airport for those who don't know where it is)

Hair Colour: brown

Eyes: hasel/brown

Whats ya fave drink: Sammy buka

whats ya fave film: Kev & perry go large (sadact and ginger pubes crack me up!!)

Whats ya fave music: Dance, House, Trance

If you could sleep with one person on the planet who would it be: Eva Longoria

[first4malia]

Name:Lee D
Age:24
Where you from: Rotherham
Hair Colour:Brown
Eyes:blue/gree

Whats ya fave drink:Sambucccccaaaa baby!
whats ya fave film:gone in 60 seconds
Whats ya fave music:dance

If you could sleep with one person on the planet who would it b: Nicola Roberts (Girls Aloud)

[Dana..x]

Name: Dana Arand
Age:20
Where you from: Slough/ near Windsor castle
Hair Colour: Brown
Eyes: Hazel

Whats ya fave drink:Southern Cofort leonade & Lime & Ammeretto & Pineapple Juice!!!
whats ya fave film: Got loads but lovin Step up 2 at the moment
Whats ya fave music: RnB, Old skool, House, Funky House..

If you could sleep with one person on the planet who would it be: This is hard!! Lia fro Corrie is well FIT!!!